erarg:

sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage

(via firedrill)

li-gong:

clevermanka:

spazztastikim:

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

(Source: fuckyeahwierd, via manda)

mariowiki:

WHEN YOU HIT THE LAST LAP IN MARIO KART AND THE MUSIC SPEEDS UP

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(Source: mariowiki, via manda)

janedoodles:

sludgebat:

some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this

THAT WENT FROM ZERO TO SIXTY REALLY QUICKLY WOW

(via dre4ms-v-reality)

library-mermaid:

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

(via lemonlaw)